Monday, November 26, 2007

Right now I'm starving

SuperG is making supper, and it smells so good my stomach is aching with hunger!!

I'm going to study after supper - I signed up on an online testing site, I'm not doing too badly. I'm going to check how much I've retained and study some more.

This weekend was rather eventful! Friday evening we had Synd, felt like I hadn't seen the gang for a LONG time. Saturday morning was hell, being woken up at about 5:45 by the brat (as you can tell from my previous post).

Saturday afternoon and evening we didn't do very much. It was nice to relax and spend time just being us, not doing any stuff. We got Mr Delivery to make supper - I had a seafood pasta and G had Chinese.

The entire time I'd been dreading the "meeting", with the neighbours who have been causing such trouble. Sunday morning we actually got to sleep really late and peacefully.

BRB need to eat!!

Ok back... YUM!!

The meeting was actually alright... found out that they'd got emails regarding the noise from what I am guessing is the board... and that it was the woman's sister who was so unbelievably rude the door-slamming time, and other stuff. It was good to actually sit down and be in a room with the other person and stuff. We'll see.

We went shopping after that ......... SHOPPANGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Got a CUTE lawnmower, a gardenvac and a weedeater (I put most of the lawnmower together - they were "ready to assemble" toys hehe).

Then we went to the main mall in the area and I went to find shoes... G tagged along *hug*

The first shop I went into, I found shoes. They were so comfy I didn't want to take them off. Then we strolled around in that shop and I found a SALE SECTION! A coupla racks which were sale items. Mostly size 8 of everything, but I found 3 nice tops and a cool pair of jeans. So a rather fruitful trip to the mall. We had supper afterwards, some yum steaks!

Straight after we got home we sat down and unpacked the lawn goodies hehe!

Hbbm's out of the office until Friday! Yay! Ipod time!

I took some photos of Dude earlier, he's such a cute little clown!



Saturday, November 24, 2007

GOOD MORNING *insert twitching, forced smile here*

Hi everyone.

As you may (or may not) notice, I'm blogging on a Saturday morning (I was going to say "far earlier than I usually do" but then noticed blogger's timestamps are seriously wonky - there is no way in hell I'd be up at 3:20am blogging even if I did have something urgent to say). "Why?", you may ask. For a list of reasons:

a) we have a neighbour

b) the neighbour is a moron

c) the neighbour has a child

d) the child is a moron

e) the child has tantrums every morning from 6am (yes including weekends)

f) the neighbour DOES NOTHING to stop the tantrums

g) the child drags or pushes (does it matter??) his furniture around on the tiled floor as part of his performance

h) the child bashes things (probably furniture) against the walls as part of his performance

i) the child scrapes things along the walls as part of his performance

j) the child bangs things which sound like bowling balls or bricks on the tiled floor as part of his performance

k) the child wails and screams and whines loudly as part of his performance

l) a tantrum performance such as detailed above can go on from anything like 15mins to 2.5hours

m) once you have been woken up by something like this which is a shock to your system, you are not likely to fall asleep again

n) after a while of persevering in bed, tossing and turning and sighing and CURSING like hell, you can't stay in bed anymore

o) since you can't play music loudly or make your own noise (because of complaints from OTHER neighbours, who actually are very nice) to drown out that bastard unwanted shit son-of-a-bitch child, you have to sit quietly in the lounge ENJOYING the performance from below it

p) you then have to decide whether you are going to:

i) find a knife and slit your wrists,
ii) run out into the street and beat up random litterboxes (or dirtbags),
iii) find a spade, knock on their door and use spade to kill aforementioned neighbour plus child,
iv) use aforementioned spade to bash your way through the wall and kill the aforementioned neighbour plus child,
v) use your head to bash through wall and spew blood on aforementioned neighbour plus child before you kill them with aforementioned spade or knife which you unsuccessfully used to slit your wrists,
vi) anything else which comes to mind once you have happened upon that merry colour red which appears before your eyes.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Why?

My CDs arrived... "Emmerdale" and "Life" by the Cardigans and "Breach" and "Tainted Love: Mating Calls and Fight Songs" by Shivaree. G's parcel also arrived - 5 PSP games: Exit 2, Lumines II, Wipeout Pure, Mercury Meltdown and Need for Speed Carbon. I haven't played all of them, but N4S is cool, Exit2 is hard.

The weekend was pleasant enough.

Why the hell am I reciting my timetable for the weekend past?

My damn bird died!

Budbud, Porkalork, Fatboy. Today.

He'd been sick again, with the usual bronchitis that he kept getting. Mom had taken him to the vet and was treating him with the medicine they gave her. He was chatting and fine and perky... then he was wobbly and went to the cage floor and crouched and stumbled around. Then he was dead.

Mom's extremely upset because he was basically my echo after I moved in with G. When we visited, it was so sad to see him all depressed. I wanted to take him to our new place, but Dude might have caught the same infection.

Miserableness...

Friday, November 16, 2007

Weekend time again!

Boy am I glad it's weekend! Well, almost weekend. Still 1hr and 45mins to go *sigh*.

We've postponed Syndicate tonight - everyone is just so exhausted these days and M is recovering from flu. Tomorrow morning I want to sleep late. Tomorrow evening we're going to a party, so the afternoon we have free to do other stuff. I wanna go price security gates, so that when the owners come on Sunday, we can sit down with them and give them prices and stuff, even if they pay us back over a few months at least our stuff is safe. The security gate that's there is just ridiculous.

Yesterday after work, we got home to find the back doors wide open again, with papers blowing out as we got in the front door. It was hellishly windy yesterday, and I know for a fact that the latch has been up the entire time, the door rattling in the wind must have caused it to work its way down. G "fixed" the lower latch (the little guiding part for the actual latch just snapped off - he was trying to straighten it because it was blocking the latch from going all the way down into the floor - so essentially it "broke" but it works so it's "fixed"). Poor Dude had been left to fend for himself the whole day... luckily no cat had come into our garden and found the doors open and a little dude all vulnerable!

Today has been pretty busy, but it's alright.

I'm going to the doc on Tuesday afternoon - to have my heartburn checked out. I'm tired of having heartburn more often than I don't have it. I feel so lethargic and weakly lately and I really want to know why!

I'm so impatient to go home now... I ordered CDs online about two weeks ago, and they arrived first thing this morning. I'm DYING to play them ASAP!!!

I can't wait to go home and just relax. Sit out in the garden, listen to the outside air, enjoy relaxing OUTside for a change. I wish work would end early on a Friday, because when you go home at 5, the sun's already going down and there's no chance to enjoy yourself outside. If we could leave just 2 hours earlier, it'd make such a difference.

1hr and 10mins to go.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

So so tired *rant alert*

I am so tired.

Exhausted.

I'm so tired of this BITCH next door. I am seriously going to go MAD, waking up every goddamn morning to her FUCKING high heels CLACKING all over their BLOODY TILED FLOORS!!!!!!!!

But right now, it exhausts me. I am TIRED of being PISSED OFF every morning. I'm TIRED of HAVING TO THINK about that bitch. Tired of THINKING about her FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!! Having to LISTEN to her and WONDERING what the hell is wrong with her.

I'm TIRED of even LOOKING AT G with an "I hate that bitch" expression on my face. I'm tired even of feeling that way and trying NOT to show it.

I'm tired of waking up with her noise, and then not wanting to go to the loo even though I need to go, cos then she might hear the loo flushing and feel glad that her NOISE WOKE ME UP!!!!!!!

I'M TIRED of having this SHIT to COMPLAIN about. But who, honestly, wouldn't be fed up with this?

I am SO TIRED!!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Reslisnis

It is nearing the end of the year. It's nearly midway through November, and I feel so restless, being stuck in the office with nothing much to do. There's so much I could be doing at home. Doing NOW so that the end of the year (when the office is closed) isn't so insanely hectic and busy. It's hardly a holiday if all you're doing is rushing around busy all the time.

The owners of our place are visiting on Sunday to pick up post and stuff. I'm looking forward to it, we're going to chat about the neighbours who are retards...

But now I want to tidy the place up in preparation. I don't want them to get a bad impression of us and think we aren't looking after the place. We're going to get rid of the junk we've been meaning to, gonna get the moldy jackets+bags+blanket+mat washed, possibly put the curtains up in the bedroom (but that entails buying and putting up a curtain rail - no hurry though so probably won't).

There's so much stuff I want to be doing right now, and being at work isn't one of them. I'd far rather be sorting through stuff at home, or mowing the lawn, or planting seeds and stuff.

Apparently the typist is wanting to retire in Aug 2009. I'm going to leave before her. I do not want to take over from her when she leaves, I'm not insane. It's actually good timing, then, because it will be around then that we would be preparing to leave for Aus. So much planned, such a lot of things going on, all waiting for things to happen first! hehehe SO IMPATIENT!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Warpony is HOME!

WARPONY :D finished,and stabled ;)



We fetched him on the way home from work yesterday, brought him home. Put him on the wall straight away. G tried to hammer a nail into an existing hole in the wall, and straight away, the retard bitch next door starts knocking on the wall too. Basically copying whatever knocking G was doing. The nail didn't work so we tried a different one, (and the bitch knocked more), so then we tried one of those hanging things which have 3 little nails and a plastic hook. That worked.

I just CANNOT believe how goddamn childish that bitch really is. I mean HONESTLY. Why knock on the wall because we're putting a picture up? GROW UP!

Friday, November 09, 2007

Retard!

I am seriously wondering about the bitch next door. I am so close to knocking on her door and asking her how old she is because she behaves like a 7 year old.

Basically, they've been making noise each and every weekday morning at 6:45. Snotball brat has a tantrum or something banging furniture against the walls and stuff (not as bad as that Sunday a few weeks ago - but it still startles you awake), so I put a note in their letterbox asking that it please stop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yesterday afternoon, we'd just got home from work and I think she had too. She slammed her front door for good measure. Then, when we just got into our place, the kid was outside WAILING and screaming and crying. I looked out the back door and it looked as if she had put him against the fence between our place and theirs, and went inside leaving him outside, to make him scream. He was screaming while standing and looking towards their window near to him. Then, as if nothing was wrong, he stepped away and went back into the house.

Ahh, and then this morning. BANG bang bang. The bitch was evidently pointedly banging things against the adjoining wall, on purpose (this was DEFINITELy on purpose). At 6:20. Followed by more noise basically up til they left at around 7 or so. The entire time, she clacked around in high heels all over their tiled floor. I seriously doubt that she had a reason to go up and down the stairs so many times in succession.

What the fuck is wrong with her? We don't do anything to make noise or disturb anyone else. If we're in the garden, we don't TALK LOUD so that every tom dick and harry can hear us, yet they do. We don't SMOKE so that it goes into THEIR LOUNGE. We don't SLAM DOORS, we don't STAMP around, we don't play loud music, we don't slam the goddamn car doors in the morning. And you know what... IT'S NOT HARD!!

It is NOT HARD to actually CONSIDER other people. Even just a tiny bit. It is NOT HARD.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Moronic Monday

Not as bad as that but still a nuisance.

I logged into my medical aid online account, and it seemed like they were about to have another attempt at the debit order. I immediately got on the phone with them and held for ages. The callcentre moron was not very keen to put me through, asking me what the problem was so I explained. She said my benefits were suspended due to nonpayment. I said I'd emailed and she said "we received your email it will be attended to during the week" (unacceptable... they'd be trying my bank account repeatedly, costing me quite a bit of cash). I asked about the bank fee and she kinda went um... so I asked to be put through to the financial dept and she asked me to hold and put me through to the switchboard. Asked there for financial dept, got put through and it got cut off. I tried again. Explained the story once more, to another callcenre clown who also couldn't help. Eventually I got through to someone in finance, who also couldn't help so I spoke to their senior. This lady was more than happy to help, she listened to my story and said she'd sort out the refunding of the bank charge. As for my details, I just have to fax through a bank statement to prove that the bank account is mine, essentially verifying the change. She also updated my details (other than the bank account details) while I was on the phone. She explained that the system is not supposed to allow changes in banking details and they have to get their IT dept to rectify that, but I had firmly said that nowhere did it say that I had to back up my changes with anything in writing.

Aaaaaaaaaanyway, I just logged into my online medical aid thing, and it shows the new updated details which she had changed. It also, bafflingly, shows my updated bank details which I had updated in the first week of October! I quickly copied and pasted the page into MS Word and emailed it through, as added emphasis that I HAD made the changes and that nowhere on the page did it say I had to send any verification through.

Anyway, it's all dealt with, I just hope that they sort it out promptly so that my benefits aren't disrupted.

*sigh*! Such a HASSLE. I'm not really looking forward to the whole mess when I have to change my name with everyone!

Saturday, November 03, 2007

New beebees

I seem to be on an exciting roll - at least when it comes to "at home/getting things" things. My CDs should be arriving later this month, Warpony should be ready by Wednesday, and today I got some marbled hatchetfish (oh and 3 apple snails and some plants). These little guys are so adorable. They are such skinny things, with very deep bodies. Basically all they really do (for now I guess) is "hang out" right by the water surface. They're not gasping for air, they're just chilling. A few of the other brats were intrigued and inquisitive about them, trying to grab a nibble on them a little but they're all rather peaceful and don't seem to mind each other at all. The congos are definitely the hugest of the gang, basically double the size of the others.

Here is a pic of a marbled hatchetfish, from Badmanstropicalfish.com:



If anyone is looking for a framer who has reasonable prices and attentive, friendly service, I recommend Galerie de Lyons. I am very impressed with them. I will post a pic of Warpony as soon as he comes home.

I am not impressed with my medical aid (health insurance). I changed my bank account details with them pretty much in the first week of October. I did this online and their system said 'change accepted, pending'. It has said this up until yesterday. Somehow, their system never updated my details and they tried to take off money from my old account which by chance still happens to be open (I was intending to close it today but now I have to wait until this mess up has been sorted out). The bank obviously charged me an "insufficient funds" fee. I am so annoyed. I gave them PLENTY of time to change my details in time for the new month's payment. But no, they stuffed up. Hell even our accountant screwed up this month, she FORGOT that I'd emailed her my new details and paid my salary into that old account. (yeah whatever, she gives me grief about stuff and yet forgets stuff... pot calling kettle black whatever blabla). Anyway, it's been such a hassle. I just hope that the medical aid doesn't stop my benefits because of non-payment. If they do, MAN I'm going to be so angry. They've already taken half a year to pay something which they claimed there was no benefit for. I basically had to email them saying PAY IT DAMNIT! I asked them to pay it out of my "savings" account with them. Honestly, a scalpel ISN'T related to having a mole removed? What, the doctor used it to trim her potplants? Pfff.

Ok anyway, enough with the complaints. I'm sure I'll have more on Monday when I get a reply from my medical aid. Or if I don't get a reply... >.<

Dude has learnt to make drumtrack sounds. It is so cute. Random drum+cymbal sounds hehe. And when G or I make drumtrack sounds he will strut and prance around on the perch back and forth almost in time with the beat. He is such a cute little clown. He's also taken to doing the splits between his bell and the cagebars, getting right down like he's squatting and putting his ear to the bell as if listening to a track he's just recorded in the studio. It almost looks like he's a DJ in a club, mixing it up while keeping an ear to the record. It is SO funny, I have to somehow take a photo of him doing that. G and I laugh every time we see him like that. Sheer and utter concentration on the sounds in the bell.

Anyway, it is high time or bed time or something along those lines. *yawn* right, I'm off, sleep tight y'all.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Stupid day

I got to work this morning and immediately knew it was going to be one of those days. I hardly even got to sit down and boss dumped stuff on me. And then I jammed my thumb in the drawer.

It hasn't really improved. It's been busy again, which I spose has sort of made the day go past alright, but I've been doing those "fee accounts" again, basically invoices and a spreadsheet of invoices we've sent to the client. Those damn things always seem to have SOMEthing wrong with them and then I get snot from the accountant. Yay. Why am *I* doing those in the first place? She's the accountant, she does EVERYone else's accounts, why am I the only other person to do them? Cos my boss wants me to do them. YAY fuck off. I really don't give a crap, because *I*'m not the one who is a qualified accountant (or at least I'm assuming she is qualified). Whatever.

Anyway, yesterday was a busy day. Anyway, so today I'm upstairs making a hurried photocopy of a document for hbbm to deliver to someone and I basically walk into the typist and the accountant having a nice bitching session. Ok yes, I walked into the conversation/walked past it actually but they didn't stop while I was there. I was making the copy and they're basically saying stuff like when I'm busy with 1 or 2 things, hbbm takes work up to the typist, but when the typist's busy, does anyone help her... or like one of the guys came to ask her to do some work but she was busy so asked him to ask me and he said he had already and I don't know how to do that work and why is she the only one who can do that work... when like NO ONE has TAUGHT ME. Is that MY FAULT? You can't exactly get a "Idiot's guide" to that program.

Anyway, essentially a bitching session, including me in the topics of bitching. Yay. Gossip about me. Whatever. I'm really pissed off. Is it MY FAULT that "my" boss (and really, I'm NOT his PA, assholes!) dumps work on other people. He doesn't TELL me he's doing that, he never says a thing. He just says he's going upstairs to do some work with X, Y or Z. That's MY FAULT? It's MY FAULT that I don't know how to work in X program?

Whatever.

Went to the bank today, I just HAD to get out of this place. Updated my details yay that was fun.

What else is in store for me today? Do I want to know?

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

A late update

Work's been busy this past while - it'll only get busier as it approaches the end of the year. The office closes for two weeks on the 21st Dec. I CANNOT wait. I'm not in a hurry for that time though simply cos of my learners' test.

Friday was a nice day off. The weather was stunning and hot. I didn't really sleep late - was up and about when G left for work. Went online, chatted a bit, stitched a bit, etc. Nothing too exciting. Then G left work, with his co-boss (hehe), picked me up and then we headed off to 10pin bowling. Was a fun relaxed evening - was a low scoring session with quite a few laughs! A few of us then went upstairs to a Chinese restaurant - I had my first ever sushi - salmon, avo and something else fashion sandwiches. Very strange. I think the fact that I burnt my tongue on chicken sweetcorn soup may have altered the enjoyment/taste of it but it was cool.

Saturday morning - we didn't sleep late. Jumped up and danced to the tux-shop - G collected his tux, then we went for a bit of windowshopping and met up with G's mom and pop for brunch. When we got home, we pretty much relaxed a little and then started to get ready for the wedding. You know, spiffying yourself up, etc.

My outfit was AMAZING. Fitted perfectly, the shoes and the bag matched well, I found lovely jewellery to match and everything was just funky! Put on some make-up, something I haven't done for, well, years... Was so fun! G looked gorgeous in his tux. So yum... mmmm

Then we drove to the venue... we were early, we arrived with the venue at the same time as the groom.

Went in, felt very posh, everyone looked so posh, it was fantastic! Eventually Sis and her G arrived. Was a really nice evening, good food, fun and enjoyable time. Essentially it was the wedding reception as the bride and groom (G&H) had got married in Dubai!

Awesome!

Got home rather late, all poshntired!

Sunday? I can't remember. I think we pretty much relaxed. We washed the car and just chilled.

Monday evening we rented two DVDs - 28 Days Later and Farce of the Penguins. 28 Days Later was kinda scary - weird. Imagine the place so quiet! Farce of the Penguins ... now that was... STRANGE. Rated 10 for Language, but HELL there was NO WAY that was fine for 10 year olds. It was very adult, dialogue-wise. They didn't really swear much, they just used filthy language and blatant sexual words and slang. Visuals of animals mating. Not for a 10year old that ain't! We're gonna quietly mention that to the video-shop guy! "maybe stick another label over the '10' rating and say pg16 or something' HAHAHAHA!

*sigh* my pay... it was put into the wrong account... but I managed to sort something out so that the debit orders work fine.

It's now 15:33 and I'm tired. It's been busy, and I'm tired now. This evening we're going to the shops - to return the DVDs, to get a few drinks (tis the party season a-comin' up after all!) and to pop in at the "gallery" shop to see about a quote for framing Warpony. I hope they don't charge so much that I'd have to sell any of my organs! Anyway, if that IS the case, I'm just going to have to buy a cheap-ass frame from a supermarket and stick Warpony in it. Sucks but what else can I do ;) I need all my organs, thank you very much!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Social animals

People are social beings. Social animals sounds like party freaks but anyway.

I was chatting to S about 10pinbowling - G and I went on Friday to his office's "function" - and I was thinking (not about S LOL... I just drifted off on an inner tangent of thought) about why it seems that it's usually the same people arranging things. Don't read this post thinking "oh man why is she bitching" - I'm not pointing fingers saying YOU blablabla. I'm just thinking about how it has been ever since I was small.

From what I can tell, there are two types of socialising. Hanging out and organised parties/occasions.

Because of living far from friends, hanging out is pretty difficult these days. It is still fun to hang out with friends and go attend to business with them - say going to the mall and splitting up and then meeting up for brunch or something.

Organised stuff... like going to the movies, having a party. That's mainly what I'm thinking about. It's always so difficult to get people together to go do something. Pick a movie, pick a date, pick a time, it's so hard to make it suitable for everyone. It's usually the same people organising the occasions, over and over. For eg, G and I have had birthday parties/flatwarming parties, whatever. But my sis on the other hand - now I can't see her organising a party for all her friends: arranging everything beforehand and preparing the food etc etc.

Does everyone wait for someone else to arrange something? Why? Is it cos a party is expensive? What about hanging out with everyone bringing packet of chips/biscuits and having coffee/cooldrinks. Or a bring and share supper. Anything. I dunno, I'm not sure of the point of this post. I just feel lively and want to have fun, do something funky with my friends. But it seems no one else feels the same way. It's so... well, boring. Why not take a break from the usual routine and do something different?

I guess I feel over-lively today. Or contemplative. *shrugs*

Lunch is coming up - maybe G and I can take over the world during lunch - I doubt we'd be back in the office in time though... ;)

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Thursday Friday

Today is my Friday for this week - I have taken tomorrow off.

Hbbm is still away, and I am so bored. I'm so sleepy, and there's still an hour and 45 to go. The weather outside is gorgeous - yet another gorgeous day wasted sitting indoors bored.

Things are so exciting now. There is so much going on it's hard to keep my head on and my feet still on the ground. Tonight G's going to the bachelors' party of the guy whose wedding we're going to on Saturday. I'm going to pamper myself while he's out. Tomorrow, while he's at work I think I'm going to sleep late and then just relax. Enjoy the sun, stitch a bit, just take it easy. Tomorrow evening we're going to his office's 10pin-bowling function - can't wait!

Saturday morning we're rushing around sorting out last minute things before the wedding in the evening. I still have no clue what I'm going to do with my hair but I have the jewellery picked out and everything's sorted. Makeup ... erm... I'll have to try a little. I have makeup remover wipes so if I make a mess I shouldn't be in too much trouble.

I'm so excited about my outfit!!! And my shoes! I managed to find COMFY shoes!

No clue what we're gonna do on Sunday. Probably sleep late and then do stuff like wash the car/mow the lawn etc. Monday's PAYDAY! Hopefully my pay will come in promptly, I'm dying to buy some CDs, amongst other things. More important things hehe. Will have to wait til the pay comes in... I'm counting chickens here!!

Yay! "Friday"!!!!!

There are other things that are exciting. They're more like background processes at the moment though: the wedding plans and the Move plans.

We have already sorted out quite a few things for the wedding. We have already booked the venue, the photographer, the musicians, I already have the fabric for my dress (and the dressmaker is in on the plans). We have a minister/officiant in mind, we just have to phone him and chat about things sometime. Things left to arrange: bridesmaids' dresses, flowers, catering, decorations, invites, cake, etc. So much to arrange still, but it's so exciting and not stressful at all. I know what flowers I'd like, we have clear ideas regarding the decor, the invites (and table markers) we're gonna make with G's mom (we have ideas for that too), the caters will probably be the company suggested by the venue. All that's a big thing is the bridesmaids' outfits. Ok and obviously stuff like my hair/makeup/jewellery/shoes. My sis will have a blue dress & S a yellow dress. Not too bright, I was thinking pearly material in pastel blue and pastel yellow. That way they don't end up looking like Smarties (or M&Ms) heehee. Ok but I'm starting to ramble on. I'm sure I'll be able to ramble a LOT in the coming months. I'm sure that there is plenty of time!!

Ok and the other background process is the Move. Australia! It seems more and more definite. I guess we're gonna wait til after the wedding to even think about it much. Eeek!!!! So super-exciting!!!!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Salmon Dance



“Hello boys and girls.
My name is FatLip,
and this is my friend, Sammy the Salmon.
“What do.”
Today we're gonna teach you some fun facts about salmon
and a brand new dance.”

Let me introduce to you a brand new dance
I know you gonna love it if you give it one chance
It's not complicated, it's not too hard
You don't even have to be a hip-hop star!

See anyone can do it, all you need is style
Listen up, peepgang, I'ma show you how
Put your hands to the side, and silly as it seems
and Shake your body like a salmon floating up stream

I float up stream
You know how we do it
You know how we do it again

”All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water and part of their life in salt water.”

”Wow, very interesting”

”They change round a couple of days after spawning, then we die.”

When I first did the salmon all the people just laughed
They looked around and stood like I was on crack
I heard somebody say out loud
"What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it
Then I heard some bitches saying "yo that nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!

I float up stream
You know how we do it
You know how we do it again

”Most of our friends find their home waters by sense of smell, which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear.”

”Wow.”

”My family also rely on ocean currents, tides, the gravitational pull of the moon.”

”The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon?! Wow. Who knew?”

I float up stream

”Did you know...”

”What?”

”...That I could go to Japan?...and back.”

”You're kidding me? Amazing. Geez.”

”Polluted water can kill both baby salmon that are developing and the adult salmon that are on their way to spawn.”

”Wow, what a shame. What a shame. Huh.”

“Wow”

”Hey, kids, give it up for Sammy the Salmon
and his amazing salmon dance.
Huh, what ya say?
Alright. Who's hungry?”

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Strange week

I have been working on Heremia, I just haven't taken a photo and stuck it here yet. Should do that this evening.

Heremia now has an eye, a nostril and a blaze. But she's looking like a mule at the moment. I will have to stop and study my learners... there never is a point in a cross stitch where you can say "ok I've reached a good point to stop". It's never like that - the only time you can say "ok I can stop now" is once you've finished!

I found shoes. Pretty expensive sandals/strappy shoes. They match my outfit wonderfully, and they're nice and would go with other outfits too. Well they damnwell will have to! Hehe. All I need now is to go buy some make-up... my make-up is so old now I have to get some new stuff. Mascara, lipstick, make-up remover, pretty much the basics. My eyeshadow should still be alright. Don't know what I'm going to do with my hair... maybe wear it loose? Or clipped or something. Ah I'll think about it closer to the time. It's going to be fun on Saturday! :D I just hope the weather rocks too.

Nothing much else to blog about at the moment. HBBM is away this week, back Friday afternoon. I have taken Friday off, just to relax. G's office is having a 10pinbowling evening and he'll be leaving work at 3 to pick up his tux (for Saturday) so I thought it'd be simpler if I were at home ready to leave whenever he needs to. Somehow there's always a delay if I am at work and want to leave at a certain time (specially at 17:00... always a 5min email at 16:55 which lasts 20mins *rolls eyes*). Can't wait! Gonna a) sleep late, b) stitch a bit I guess, c) relax, d) enjoy the sunlight/being at home during the day, and e) squish G when he gets home!

I haven't got much work to do - depends on whether HBBM phones in and dictates emails from overseas (yes, he phones in from overseas to dictate emails, I hate it). I have 2 lever-arch file labels to print and that is pretty much it. I'm going to pace myself and not rush the labels else I won't have anything to do at all in the afternoon.

Mmm cuppasoup!

Heremia & Little Dude


Heremia's looking a bit like a mule but I'm so happy with the colour of the fabric+thread!


Little Dude, looking not so little anymore.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Oh Gah What A Twit!

That's the wrong damn song!

Ok yes, I wanted to post that song cos it's funky and I'm listening to it right now, but THIS is the one which mentions "soul tired":

Solidify

Pouring in and around the great wellspring
Of simple feeling
And I need bearings in the face of your
Cool cool fire
Walking backwards with the pounding of your voice
Makes my soul tired
And concrete is
As concrete doesn't
And voices can drown

Why should i
Why should i
Why should i
Why should i
Solidify
Make me real
So you can see me

I guess you thought
I'd hide the sun from my liquid thoughts and
Make ice for you
You thought I'd seed my clouds
With the rain of your personal dreams
I guess you thought I'd throw confetti
At your parade of lofty thoughts
I guess you thought I'd shine good morning
In some good morning jack
Surprise

Why should i
Why should i
Why should i
Why should i?
Solidify
Make me real
So you can see me


Such a twit LOL!

I have this song stuck in my head

Can't Cry Anymore - Sheryl Crow

Took your car
Drove to texas
Sorry, honey
But I suspected we were through
And I can't cry anymore
Since I left
Been feelin' better, cause that's
What you get when you
Stay together too long
And I can't cry anymore

[chorus]
Wouldn't it be good if we could hop a flight to anywhere
So long to this life
So much for pretending
Bad luck's never-ending
And now I know that

Money comes is
But the fact is
There's not enough to
Pay my taxes
And I can't cry anymore
Well, got a brother
He's got real problems
Heroin - no
There's just no stopping him tonight
And I won't cry anymore

Chorus

It's never ending

It could be worse
I could've missed my calling
Sometimes it hurts
But when you read the writing on the wall
Can't cry anymore

Chorus

And too much time I've been spending
With my heart in my hands
Waiting for time to come and mend it

I can't cry anymore


Not for any particular reason, well the part "soul tired" is applicable because I'm so exhausted right now. Not entirely sure why, hope it's nothing bad.

Things are starting to happen now. This month is a significant one hehe.

Our bed was replaced (finally!), we filed complaints about the previous rental agency (for not refunding the deposit which is TWO months' rent - fuckers!), mom had her tonsils out, we've accomplished much already in regard to wedding preparations (almost like too much at once!). I've also sent an email to trustees regarding the noisy neighbour, hopefully that will be attended to soon.

I have to buy shoes for a wedding at the end of this month....... ahh I HATE shoeshopping!!!!! I need new takkies too but don't want to go shoeshopping!!!!!!!

*sigh* we just need a break. ~soul tired~

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Grrrrr

I am now COMPLETELY sick and tired of these FUCKING ARSEHOLES next door. Ok, apart from the cursed plastic ride-on motorbike, this kid made noise at 06:45 this morning, and then, when they went indoors, proceeded to have a tantrum for TWO FUCKING HOURS!!!

A COMPLETE tantrum, screaming, wailing, crying, whining, slamming doors, banging furniture against the wall. His bedroom wall is the adjoining wall to our 2nd bedroom. So from 06:45 we got to enjoy HIS performance.

His fucking mother was sitting in the room with him, talking to him, trying to joke with him, the entire time. No SMACK and a raised voice telling him to stop and behave, NO not a fucking peep in that tone.

I am SO SICK of these people. They've gone out and come home a couple of times today, and for all the time that they are home, he is WHINING and MOANING and WAILING. ALL THE TIME!!

I have sent an email to the trustee/body corporate, PLEASE LORD can something be done about this???? I'm half tempted to build a shack on the mountainside to GET AWAY from ARSEHOLES like this. You cannot tell me that they honestly do not know how noisy they are.

In other news: I finally found the learners book. Now if only I could get some fucking PEACE AND QUIET to actually STUDY the goddamn thing... >.<

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Huis & tuis

The english translation of thise blogpost title is the name of a shop which I'm recommending you don't buy furniture from.

We bought a fridge, a washmachine/tumbledrier and a bed from them. 2 of the items they delivered at 10pm on a Friday night after saying it'd be there that afternoon. The other item they delivered a day late.

Much to our annoyance, the stitching has come undone on our bed (the mattress), and after much phoning and nagging, they've sorted it out and got a credit note and have stock and are going to exchange it. God knows if they have the right mattress etc but we'll have to wait and see. I have given them our new address but only time will tell whether they have noted it down on our account detail.

Ok now, the lady phoned me Monday morning, to ask if it can be delivered that day. I said no, because there isn't anyone at home, can it be delivered the next day. She said she'd try to arrange it and phone me back to let me know.

It is now the aforementioned "next day" and I rather irritatedly phone to find out what's going on. She's not in today. I ask to speak to someone else dealing with her stuff, and get put through to the manager. He says he'll find out what's going on and call me back.

Manager calls me back. "The lady knew she wouldn't be in today so she's booked it for tomorrow" he tells me. What, she was going to phone me tomorrow morning to ask if it can be delivered that day (again)? Erm, like, dude, we need to know WHEN it will be delivered, IN ADVANCE, so we can MAKE ARRANGEMENTS for someone to be HOME. But anyway, he says tomorrow "but I can't give you a time because it's an outside company and they come to us, see what has to go where and then decide on where and what etc ... " blablabla. WTF? So erm, can you give me a time? "I'll phone you tomorrow morning" he says. What, G's sposed to take time off work to be home when it arrives, but if they can't give a time, then what? He sits there the whole day, only for it to be delivered at 10pm again?

HELL NO

Steer clear of these morons who evidently are not at all interested in after sale service. Hell, they hardly seem interested in SALE because when you go there, trying to find a salesperson is like trying to find hen's teeth.

YAY!!!

Friday, October 05, 2007

Friday

It's Friday, another sunny Friday and I'm stuck indoors again... ARGH!!

I'm so bored - hbbm is out at meetings til 3pm, and once he gets back it's filing time. Which I'm not looking forward to.

I'm listening to my iPod now, but all I want to do is go sleep. Just go lie on the bed and drop off... relax, enjoy the quiet, enjoy the rest. Not do anything, despite the chores we HAVE to do, just to get a little bit of extra time to go home and use it to relax.

*yawn*

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Heremia present and future!


Finally!

I am now blinging it up at work!

The lady from the jewellery shop phoned me yesterday morning to say my ring was ready to come check and collect.

After 30mins at home after work (to let the bad rush-hour traffic ease a little) we toodled through to the shop. It's 100%! This one's specs are better, and as a token of apology, I have a R400 credit with them. I'm gonna hang on to it, maybe for the wedding - a nice necklace or bracelet.

It's so lovely having it again! Feels so nice on my finger!

Stitched a little on Heremia last night. I'll try put a pic up this evening.

J&C are popping by for coffee later today, to pick up a CD of J's. Gotta clean the place up a little before they come. Got a PILE of washing to get going, and a bit of washing up. This weekend I have to clean the fishtank, and we have to do some cleaning - vacuum, clean the floors, etc etc etc. Just odds and ends. Sat afternoon we're going to a Fete with 2ts&her G, M&J. I'm just wondering whether Sat morning G and I should go to the shops to try find some shoes for G&H's wedding.

Dumdidumdidum! I love that outfit!! I can't wait for the wedding to wear it hehe.

Hbbm's in a meeting now, I'm bored but listening to Daft Punk. Tomorrow he's blocked off from 3pm til the end of the day "filing". YAY. Just what I really feel like doing on a Friday afternoon. *sigh*

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Ok...

what all happened last week...

We went on Thursday to check out my ring - the completely new one, totally recreated with new diamonds and everything. Wonderful, perfect, everything's 100%... apart from the fact that the centre diamond is loose in exactly the same way as the original ring! And I'm a bit suspicious as to why my ring has a not-quite-clearly-engraved serial number on the inner side, and why the pedigree card of it says its serial no is (style #)/10/100. The ring is part of a limited edition, there are only 100 made. Surely if they made a new one to replace mine, they should say 13A (as in a revision of the design or something?) or 101/100 so they know that 101 were made? Maybe they've just made a slapdash "whatever looks like the original" ring and have given it the pedigree card of the ring which was the 10th of 100... and my new one has junk diamonds etc? I'm a little suspicious. It should be ready today, hopefully we can go check it out. I'm so tired of this. All I wanted from the start was to get that ring and have no problems.

Friday we had an office function. Went for lunch at a nice restaurant near to G's parents' place. I had 1kg of mussels (not THAT much, it included the weight of the shells so it was just the right amount YUM YUM). Afterwards we went on a boat trip out to some rocks to check out seals. The boat ride was uneventful, but it was so fun! As we passed the land, the wind just slashed right through us. It was a cold, windy cloudy day, but then it started to rain too. As we turned back to return to the harbour, they went right through some cool funky breakers! So we got about 1min of rough ride on the way back.

What else is new? Nothing much.

Monday, October 01, 2007

In the wrong order

Lol, I was just boiling over with that previous (rant) post and then with the excitement of finishing Warpony that I didn't blog other stuff that happened the past few days.

I have to type up some minutes first, before I carry on with this blogpost ... *sigh* the workday so badly interferes with what I WANT to do...

to be continued...

Sunday, September 30, 2007

The Warpony

Warpy is FINISHED!

Time to rant

Lol, ok not rant as such, but just spew out thoughts and rants and shite like people do in their blogs.

I'm so pissed off. Ok I was in a bad mood when trying to find an outfit for a very formal do in October... because nothing fits properly anymore. Nothing I try on FITS. I tried on a black outfit which was alright but made me feel hideous. It was so depressing trying it on... this after I had tried some other clothes on (a cotton shirt and a jacket... both too small/not fitting properly despite being size 36 and 38 respectively. WTF, I'd have to try a 38 shirt and a 40 jacket? Fuck no.) This dress/black number/outfit was a 38 and it was weird. It fitted size-wise but just sucked. So I rather dejectedly searched for something else. Found something else. A bronze-colour outfit, a skirt and a kinda corset-top. And a white jacket. I didn't look at the price really until I'd tried them on. The bronze getup was lovely, fitted just right but the jacket was a good fit... BUT it was about R550! And it had a staple-hole in the sleeve. So I settled on breaking the bank by only getting the bronze-outfit... expensive (for me).

Got home, rushed off to a farewell at W+S's for J+C... going to Germany for a year. Had a lekker braai, was fun to see everyone again. Yum food, although I ate too much salad and didn't have much of my lamb chops!! Was going to bring it home but forgot it in W+S's fridge, bummer!

When we got home, I tried on the bronze-outfit again, as I'd been dying to show G what it looked like cos it really made me feel nice, it looked nice... so I tried it on. It was nice! Put on my black strappy shoes, but I have to get new ones because the "velveteen" is rubbing off and making rubbery specks everywhere. So pissed off about that cos they were my matric dance shoes and they felt like an investment: black shoes that you could keep for those special occasions and outings where you have to look extremely posh. But no, stupid waste of money shoes are rotting. Whatever.

So anyway, I took off the outfit and laid it out on the bed, admiring it and feeling excited to have something smart and properly fitting, and I noticed a mark on it. It's like a tiny mark of Pritt glue, on the front. Then I scrutinised the entire thing and found a big blotch of this dried glue stuff on the back too! I am SO angry. You go to a shop and try stuff on and are supposed to check out what it LOOKS LIKE and how it MAKES YOU LOOK. Your concern is supposed to be whether it fits correctly, not whether it's got all its fucking buttons intact! Dirty marks on it - that is just unacceptable. You CAN'T scrutinise the bloody thing in the shop as it would entail laying it out completely flat on the floor, and holding it up and stretching the fabric out and looking in all kinds of lighting. Rubbish! I can't believe it. I am so fed up.

I am just so fed up. And on top of that, I have no clothes which fit. Ok lemme be more accurate: I have like 6 pants IN TOTAL which fit. 3 of those are WORK PANTS. 1 pair of jeans that fits, 2 that sort of fit. I have polonecks which fit only because they've stretched in the wash. T-shirts - 3 presentable ones... I don't want to try on my "summer clothes" (I've already thrown out my shorts), what will I have left? I can't afford a whole new wardrobe. I really can't.

I feel sorry for G, waiting around while I drag my heels around the shop, trying to find something nice, only to try it on and not have it fit right, ending up grumpy as a result. It's only clothes. Just finding something to wear...

Only it's not. It's far more complex than that. I go into the change room, to try on something that fits "me", only it's not me. Something has happened, that I have somehow got extra weight, like a handicap for a racehorse. It doesn't fit, because it's not me anymore. Nothing fits ME cos it's not me trying clothes on anymore. I'm somehow underneath the extra weight, that layer of blob. I look in the mirror and am shocked (yes, I'll use that strength of word for it), because it's not me anymore. I've somehow morphed into something else. I'm bitter about it, because you haven't grown into yourself until you're at least 18... I'd say I only grew into myself after I turned 20 or 21. And then at 25, suddenly your body is just snatched away. You get given something else, which you can't find clothes for. Where did it come from? I turned 25, and blammo, I picked up a shitload of weight and now nothing fits me anymore. Why? I haven't changed the way I eat, nothing has changed. I'm not extremely unfit, I haven't become more sedentary, it just happened. Why? How is it fair that now that I am working and earning a living and are comfortable in my body, it changes so that it's all wrong?

Now I have to be a slave to my paycheque again, to buy new clothes. Lovely. Fucking depressing is what it is. Specially since everything is so damn expensive. Plain-ass black pants for work, nothing under R200 unless you want black which fades into brown after the first wash. I can't afford it. G can't buy them for me, because then I owe him money back which doesn't help at all. I don't have anything left. So then I start dwelling on shit like "why is life crap in that you work and earn pay which DOESN'T COVER YOU for the month?". My pay goes into stuff like medical aid, the internet line, my share of the rent, and then what's left isn't really much to play with. If I buy a pair of shoes, nothing's left. Seeing as I end up paying back for shit all the time. Why? Cos I don't have anything in the first place. It all just goes around and around and then I am in such a foul mood and I hate everything.

Am I destined to be completely dependent on G for everything? I have no shoes, honey, can I use your credit card please? I don't have underwear, can I take your credit card... I need work pants... credit card please....

Soul-destroying.

It's not the difference in pay, I'm not jealous and wanting to have a HUGE salary which matches his or anything like that. I just wish I had enough to cover my own fucking (growing) ass.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

The World

I'm a little annoyed with the world at the moment.

I'm annoyed that people are such arseholes that they honestly just DO NOT give a FUCK about anyone else. Yes, unfortunately we have neighbours like that (on the one side of us. The people on the other side are very cool). It's like these 3 women and a brat. Whatever. People like them don't deserve to exist. There is just NO consideration for anybody else... "oh, the kid's slamming the door over and over and over at 7am on a weekend?? NO WORRIES! WE're awake at 7am on a public holiday having a smoke, so what's the problem??" Bastards. That brat rides around on a plastic motorbike all fucking day, which is enough to work on ANYONE'S nerves!!!!!!

Ok regardless of that... I'm annoyed that my ring had to be sent away to be fixed and then wash, rinse, repeat (it had to be sent back about 3 times...). It is now ready to be collected in the shop after being sent away and having a completely new one made up for me. I'm all ready to fight now, my hackles are up, because when I phoned (yes, *I* phoned THEM to find out if it was ready, despite the fact that they said they'd phone me to say it's ready), the guy explained that it's not the same one (which I am aware of) but he also mentioned that the main diamond isn't the same size. He wasn't sure of which size was which, said something like "if yours was a .23, this one is either .24 or .22..." Mine is a .24. If it is a .23 or a .22, I'm NOT going to be very happy. The only way I'd accept it if it was smaller would be if the colour rating was better (mine's a G, you only get D, E and F above mine) or the clarity rating was better (mine's a SI2, you can get quite a few better rated ones than that). Otherwise, we must get a refund for part of it's price as we got a discount on mine because the one on their website was a .25.

ARGH!!!!! Why the hell can't things just be RIGHT! Buy a thing and it's RIGHT first time!

Our mattress, too, is faulty. After nagging, they've finally agreed to send us a replacement mattress and take away the old one. The stitching had come loose. A mattress! Stitching came loose on the mattress... you don't pay pennies for a mattress, it's not a cheap, throwaway thing. Sposed to last for at least 10 years... but no, once again, something that isn't FIT for selling!

*sigh*

I can't wait for the weekend, hopefully the arseholes next door will SHUT THE FUCK UP long enough for us to be able to sleep PAST 7am!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 21, 2007

How to piss off anyone who works for you

Don't let them eat.

That's right!

No teabreak. Yes it's written into the company policy that there are 2 teatimes and a lunch time EVERY day but in reality, this is not compulsory. In fact, it is actually a treat if you let them eat.

Examples: as receptionist, I only got 3 lunchbreaks a week. Teatimes were non-existent as I'd have to listen for the phone from the kitchen while trying to toast sandwiches. Upon getting back to my desk, I'd have to choke the sandwiches down because I'd not even get a chance to eat them - the phone/door would ring non-stop.

Lunch times... ok coupled with non-existent teabreaks, Mondays and Thursdays were an ordeal: sitting at the frontdesk for the whole day. The only "break" was to go to the toilet. It was a mission enough trying to find someone to listen to the phone so that I could even go to the toilet.

But now. Different position. "admin assistant" doing PA work (for "admin assitant" pay because not having the "PA" title means I don't have to be paid as much...):

It is 11:10. I wasn't able to get a break to eat at 10:30 (teatime) because I was typing minutes. I am in the kitchen toasting my 3 slices of bread that I'd packed in my lunchbox. I have the tub of cottage cheese I brought to work, it's on the counter, open. I am toasting my bread on the griller. One of them is ready, so I put cottage cheese on it. I am now standing with the cottage-cheesy knife ready to spread the cheese, the 2 other slices of toast are quietly toasting beside me.

Hbbm comes into the kitchen. "I need you now. I have to leave at 12 and I have only 40 minutes left. I don't know what to say... "

I'm frozen, standing there in UTTER disbelief. He can SEE me. He can see what I'm doing. He can see that I am making food. But that just doesn't matter.

I now have 1 slice of toast with cottage cheese on it, and 2 which have been toasted but haven't got cheese on them.

"I'm leaving at 12, after that you can do what you like, you can go to beach for all I care, I just need you now".

Emails. It's "critical" emails that I have to type. Once we're done, I look down at the plate of toast on my desk. The toast with the cottage cheese went soggy and the other 2 went pap. On top of that, he's been near my food. Stood behind me dictating emails. Leaned over to proof-read what I'd typed. Nice.

He's so chipper and cheerful, "oh I already feel so much better! now that these things are done! you know, life is all about priorities..." as in, whatever crisis comes up next, must be dealt with as if it is a life/death situation. No fucking kidding. My priority? TO EAT WHEN I'M HUNGRY!

I just nod and agree and smile minimally. I don't have enough kilojoules left in my body to manage more than a tiny smile. Nor do I have the mood to give more than that.

The reason for this? He's going away for the weekend. He had to be home by 12:30 and if he was late his wife would get annoyed at him.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Deadline: 27 December 2007

I finally did it: made an appointment to do my learners' test. Yes, it's so long since high school why didn't I do it sooner etc blabla. I just haven't. Now I am. I'm glad the appointment is still in this year hehe, even though it's not by much. It's during our office holidays, so I don't have to take a leave day to go write it - I'm keeping all my leave for November next year.

I'm so close to finishing Warpy! I will knuckle down and finish it by the end of this week (I'm going to try my darndest!!!), so that I can start on Heremia - I'll be dividing my time between exercising, Heremia, studying for learners, chores and obviously working, eating, sleeping etc. I am SO excited about Heremia, it's going to be so beautiful. I can't wait to finish Warpony, so that I can stick him in a frame and put him up on the wall and admire him. Get inspiration to work on Heremia hehe!

And now: I am bored.

YAY!~

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Warpony as at 15mins ago

Originally this post would have been titled "Warpony as at 5mins ago" but the computer decided it didn't like my camera memory card and I had to beat it into submission (I restarted it).

Warpony!!!

Friday, September 14, 2007

HAHAHAHAHA omg.... HAHHAAHA

There is a reason I have been wanting to change banks for quite a while.

I have opened new accounts at a totally different bank, I just have to change my debit orders and stuff and then I am going to close the account at "my" bank. Absalutely the worst bank ever.

Well where do I start. Way back when, I applied for a loan and a credit card. They stuffed up with the credit card so I cancelled that straightaway. I cancelled the loan but they messed that up too, only settling/closing it not CANCELLING it (which meant I still paid installments! wtf!) because "no1 has ever done this (made use of the cooling-off period to cancel stuff) before!"

Whatever.

A few months ago, I got a notification from them that they would no longer be sending verification emails, and would be changing to sending sms verification. "This is a compulsory change for security reasons" according to them. BUT, in order for THEM to make the change which is COMPULSORY and initiated by THEM, *I* have to go into the BRANCH and tell them to make this change.

I procrastinated, half in disbelief and half hoping that they'd actually make use of my details AS SUPPLIED to them all those years ago which are not out of date (which they have previously made use of to send me invitations to take out loans and shit), but no, alas, they are not that "intelligent".

So anyway, this afternoon I go during lunch to tell them that they are allowed to make the change that they said they had to make, and the lady at the helpdesk is like "you want it changed from email to sms? what's your cell number" etc so I give her my cell number and tell her it's the compulsory change from email to sms. "What do you mean compulsory?" "erm, you know, like it must be done, it's compulsory? It just is?" "ohh... thank you for informing us and making us aware of it".

Erm, right...

All that I can think is WHAT THE FUCK??

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

On hold

I'm currently on hold... it is boring.

I'm trying to reach my medical aid. Boring.

Today is boring. I have nothing really to do. Hbbm is away til Friday. Which is nice except I'd rather be at home now. Boring!

I must have been on hold now for 10mins. Fuck it's taking ages!!

Monday, September 10, 2007

Fitness plan

Wow this weekend was BUSY! Friday afternoon we rushed through to check my ring... it was delivered and ready to collect but I was still not happy with it. The diamond which was lopsided was loppedside oppositely. :P Anyway, I got them to send it back... the lady who I dealt with in buying the ring said that she'd requested a new one for me as this being not fixed by now is unacceptable. So that'll take another 4 days but then I should have my ring!!!!

Friday evening W&S and G and I went to have supper at the waterfront. Had a lekker time and laughed in disbelief at the opening ceremony of the rugby world cup. OMG that was BAD!

Saturday morning we went to the bank. I dumbly didn't think of taking an account showing my old address to apply for the account so I didn't get to do that. Sucks. Felt rather daft hehe. We have brunch with G's parents and then went home and did some chores. G mowed the lawn (with me helping and giving moral support :D) The neighbour had left her lawn-equipment outside our front door on the Friday and said we could use them, so G weed-eatered the grass, mowed the grass and then vacuumed the grass bits up with her vacuum thing. It's SO COOL!! We discovered that we have a few pansies in the garden - two of them are in the grass and I've moved the border of the flowerbed to include it. I'm so excited, we must buy a whole lot of pansies cos their faces are SO CUTE!

Went to M&J's place for synd, he was away for the evening but we all had pancakes. Lots of pancakes!

Sunday morning we couldn't really sleep late either. We were up early (for a Sunday) to go view the venue we're booking for the wedding. It's SO lovely. So much space and lots of photo opportunity surroundings.

One thing about the place we're living in now - the kid next door is a nuisance and with them next door, no day is a sleep late day since his mother is a chain-smoker who smokes every 20minutes. So she's up (therefore he's up too) outside smoking and he is SUCH a whiny little shit. He doesn't talk, he doesn't laugh, all he does is whine and moan and complain and mumble and just makes crying kind of sounds. Which is really stupid since he's old enough to walk and run himself around with a toy motorbike (which I'm getting to dislike too). All he does the entire time that they're outside for a smoke is whine. It's really baffling. I think he's about 2 or 3, maybe even 4 but I reckon because he doesn't have any siblings, his mother has no-one to point at and say to him "grow up, you're not (the younger sibling's age)" or "look how grown-up your brother/sister is behaving". Otherwise maybe he's a little retarded. Whatever. He's a whiny little brat. But an infinite improvement on anything in the previous place!!!

We went to the waterfront on Sunday too, to go check out the Wedding Expo. It was quite nice, we got cards of all the people there (photographers and the like) but we already have a good plan in mind. Afterwards we went home and I stitched a bit. G installed the loo roll holder (no idea why there wasn't one before) and he fixed other things around the house. Power-tools are fun! Oh and we now have a new door-lock which no-one else has a key to because at least twice we came home and found the front door unlocked despite having locked it before leaving for work.

Warpony is looking STUNNING! So nearly finished! I'm going to stitch like mad to finish him as soon as I can. Then I will sit down and study that GODDAMNED learners' licence book! This weekend hopefully we can go book an appointment to write the test! I'm going to study that book like there's no tomorrow. Will restrict my stitching (despite having started Heremia) so that I focus on it.

Another thing we're going to focus on is getting fit. We had an exercise session yesterday for an hour. I'm feeling a little bit stiff... not bad, that good feeling you get when you KNOW you've worked out a bit. Tonight we're going to do other exercises (not repeat the same ones from yesterday) - our muscles have to recover from the exertion.

Today is so boring. I had quite a few things to do this morning but hbbm went out to meetings and although he's coming back very soon, I'm bored. As always, I'd much rather be at home, in the sun, stitching!!

Thursday, September 06, 2007

I had something to blog about

but I have since forgotten what it was.

Yesterday was secretaries' day. 4 of us got identical boxes of chocolates with identical cards (no 'dear x'). Which is strange seeing as the one lady is diabetic.

It is Thursday today. Yesterday felt like Thursday so today is a bit stupid because of that. Tomorrow is Friday and it's also Casual Day! Get to wear jeans and takkies to work! Can't wait. Actually I more "can't wait" for the weekend. W&S are coming to visit Friday evening (we're going to see W's new motorbike), Saturday morning G and I are going to the bank, going to meet up with his parents for lunch and hopefully go check out a wedding venue. Then Sat evening it's Synd. We're going to fetch some boxes too (I think it's mostly books and stuff that's at home).

Sunday we're going to the Waterfront to see the Wedding Expo. And then hopefully I'll get time to stitch.

G and I have set ourselves a goal: we're going to get fit before the wedding. We're gonna exercise and get fit, not just to look good for the wedding but for general wellbeing. It feels really lousy being so unfit. There really is a decrease in energy and alertness. I hope we can do a lot of different things: it'd be nice to go cycling, or play squash etc. We'll make a playplan so we can see what all we can do as part of our fitness regime. Can't wait! We already are getting a LITTLE fitter from going up and downstairs at home hehe!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Our Place

Here's a walkabout tour of our place:














Warpy's latest pic



My gorgeous 'pony is NEARLY done :D

Monday, September 03, 2007

Such a lot going on

This weekend was great! Friday evening we had my sis+herG and M+J over. We had butterchicken (a mild curry dish), just chatted and had a nice time. That afternoon we'd unpacked a lot of stuff just to get the lounge+kitchen area tidy. It was so cool - at one stage, during Synd, I sat back in the lounge and the place looked so lovely. So like our home! :D

Saturday morning we slept late. Priorities!

We went shopping on Saturday afternoon, got a few hardwarestore things, ideas for colourschemes, etc, and that evening we went to Banana Jam for a farewell for X and J... they're both going overseas for 6 months and 1 year respectively. Yum supper and a good time with everyone!

Sunday we slept late again... priorities, priorities!

Went to the mall to take my ring away - the centre stone is loose under the claws (probably from being resized). It feels terrible not having it now, every now and then I go "omg, where did I leave it!?!?!?" heheheh!

After dropping it off we headed off to find a mall a bit further out of town. We drove straight past it not realising the entrance wasn't on the side we thought it was. But we got there in the end. They were having a wedding expo but unfortunately all the shops in the mall close at 3pm so the expo people were already packing up. There weren't many ideas there that we haven't already thought of. We already have our ideas for the decor and stuff, we just have to draw the things or design templates/mock-ups. It's SO damn exciting! We have the colours chosen, I have a paint-sample and a bit of raffia which have the right colours.

It is SO EXCITING! I really am so thrilled and excited about it all. It's way early to be planning the wedding things, but rather earlier than later. I have an appointment with a dressmaker next Saturday - she made my matric dance dress.

Eeek!

Last night I stitched. Warpony is nearing completion. This week I want to focus on him and try to finish him. Then I'll get stuck into Heremia. I have a feeling Heremia's gonna be a blast! But Warpony comes first! Aargh, now I wish I was at home stitching... it's so sunny in our new place. Oooh, today they're coming to install the ADSL line and transfer our phone number. Then I'll be able to take pics of our place and post them here. And I'll be able to upload pics of Warpony!

GAHHHHHHHHH I wish I was at home instead! I could be doing so much stuff... not sitting at work blabla bla bla blaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! Maybe one day I can be a stay-at-home Kit... I can keep the house tidy and stuff, and most importantly: I can stitch! *sigh* tis just a dream :D

Friday, August 31, 2007

I guess I'm a zombie now?

This just killed me (I just don't handle suspense very well...)

THE REDHEAD

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table.


He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
talk with her.


Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
toward the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.


They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards they go to the
theatre followed by drinks.


They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.


They had a wonderful, wonderful time.


The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.


The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!


"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet? "

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She says: "No…it’s because you just happened to catch my eye."

(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)

Thursday, August 30, 2007

:D

The past two days have been hectic. Ok the past week has been hectic - we've been packing and moving stuff and now finally we're IN!!! We took the day off yesterday and we were up about 7am. Quick pack everything rush rush move Dude, and we didn't get a chance to spray the washmachine (we did open it in the new place and there isn't any sign of an infestation). Rush pack box move shift and then the movers came at 9:30. They were done by about 11:30 or so. They really worked hard, managing to bundle the bed upstairs (scratching themselves against a piece of wood with nails sticking out - it's sposed to have another piece of wood hammered into it with a tapestry in between).

They were done, so we went back to the dump to get the fishtank evacuated. It was quite a procedure, but we managed it in 2 trips. Basically as soon as we got there we started to set it up. It took AGES but it's done. I put them in very late at night cos it took that long. One of the female congos didn't make it though - she died during the night :(

Dude LOVES the new place. I love it too. I am just so impatient for everything to be packed away and put in the right place. And then I want to stitch! Warpony has a place to go now!

Ok, now, about Tuesday! I phoned the jewellery shop at about 16:00 to check whether the ring had arrived and YAY it had! So I said we'd come that evening. We RUSHED out of the flat at 18:20. I phoned from the car and asked the lady whether they could wait for us - they close at 18:45. I said we were 5 max 10 mins away and she said "ok I'll wait"... so we got there at 18:46. They were both shocked that we managed to get there so quickly hehe but we RAN through the mall to the shop. Got it. It fits. It is BEAUTIFUL! It is JUST RIGHT! I love it.

That was Tuesday evening. Yesterday we weren't at work... so today was the first time the ppl at work had seen it. I showed it to a colleague who then promptly went around the entire office telling everyone! Felt SO shy but the fuss is over now LOL!

I'm SO impatient to go home and unpack! We didn't actually unpack much at all yesterday because our focus was singularly on the fishtank - we can sleep on the floor but they can't so that was the thing we had to do. YAY I can't believe it! We're OUT of the dump!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to take pics of the place once everything's unpacked. But, unfortunately, we will not have internet for 6 to 8 weeks so I will only be able to post the pics once we are back online. That is the trouble with a monopoly such as helkom. LING!!!!!!!!!!

Latazzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!

Monday, August 27, 2007

News and overexcitement

We met up with the owners of the new place on Saturday... basically went through the place, asked questions, checked stuff out... got the keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basically all day yesterday we moved stuff. We have a few things left in the junkroom to move out... tonight we're gonna start packing things like clothes in the cupboards (except for clothes for tomorrow and Wednesday!)... crockery and cutlery... odds and ends. We have to get packets to put the fish while we transport them. We've got a moving company, they're gonna come at 8:30 to move stuff. We're gonna get up earlier than that though, to evacuate Dude to the new place and then open the washingmachine, microwave and fridge-back to spray the cockroaches. So we will have had to take all the crockery+food+everything out and empty the kitchen before then. G's gonna sand down the kitchen table and paint it either tonight or tomorrow... we're gonna use it as a fishtank table because it's very strong and the shelves below the tabletop can hold the fishfood and equipment and Dude's stuff.

We're gonna have to move the fishtank last on Wednesday... it's gonna be a timeconsuming process. I just hope G'll get the whole day off!

I CAN'T WAIT. The new place is so lovely! I've already staked out a sunnyspot and put a table there ready to stitch! The violet is already by the kitchen window. I've already put a stool in front of the bedroom window to sit and enjoy the view.

We've found lovely barstools to put at the kitchen counter, and also we've got our eyes on a lounge-suite which is both comfy and affordable. It's gonna be SO EXCITING! Wow! I will have to take photos and stuff once we've moved in. It's so quiet. The garden is cute! The yesterday, today & tomorrow plant is in full bloom. There's a jasmine plant... wow!

The wedding arrangments HAHAHAHA it sounds so nuts to type that... it's only November next year but I'm already getting all ideas, which I think is a good idea since time will go so quickly. I've decided on a colour-scheme, have an idea for flowers, got a dress-design in my mind's eye, it's all so exciting and the whole thing is a little daunting because it's such a big thing and lots to organise but I'm sure it'll be a damn fine blast!!!!!!!!!

In other news: DOOSTYD IS OVER!!! Some poor bastard has taken the place! Can't believe it but anyway, at least we NEVER have to do doostyd EVER again!!!!!!!

Friday, August 24, 2007

EXCITEMENT

Tomorrow we are meeting up with the owners of the new place, just to do an inventory and make a list of anything that needs fixing/replacing. On Tuesday, G's gonna go to the guy's office and collect the keys. We're gonna start moving stuff that afternoon (after work - fuck doostyd!) And Wednesday I've got the day off and G's got halfday and my sis is gonna come help and we're gonna get movers in and and and :D Can't wait! That night, we're gonna watch Whose Line Is It Anyway, in our NEW PLACE!!!! Oh and we won't do doostyd on the Wednesday either! MUAHHAHAHA.

Tuesday, my ring is coming back from resizing! EEK I can't wait!

EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK... so much going on!

:D

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

News updates!

Here's Warpony, circa yesterday before I stitched a bit more!



We saw Transformers last night... It was more fun than I expected (I loved (old) Bumblebee, I want a car like that hehe)... some parts were rather lame but it was enjoyable enough :D

In other news: the ring is away to be resized. It is the 2nd last in the whole country, they only made 12 of its design. Wow! Now after choosing it and everything and trying it on, I feel weird cos it's so valuable and I am of course getting jittery like "will it actually suit me?" and stuff... but I reckon once it's the right size and I put it on, it'll be awesome. It really is beautiful. A ring to last a lifetime!

I got hold of the owners of our new place to organise when we will get the keys to it, to start moving our stuff. We're gonna get the keys on Tuesday, start moving stuff (all the stuff that we alone can move - clothes, boxes, crockery etc etc etc, basically anything we can fit in G's car). I've taken Wednesday off and G will take half day Wednesday. We're gonna get a moving co in to move all the furniture. It's not a lot - bed, 2 desks, 2 chests of drawers, 2 wardrobes, 3 couches... ). Then, from Wednesday we will be LIVING there!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!

I REALLY CAN'T WAIT!

Saturday we're having Synd as per normal - the farewell for X is NEXT Saturday. We're gonna have Synd on Friday next week, at our NEW PLACE! EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK :D

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 20, 2007

I've had this page open

waiting to come up with something to blog... it's been since about 9am. Nothing's come to mind.

They're getting the ring in from upcountry, it'll be arriving on Thursday so we're gonna check it out on the weekend. I'm SO EXCITED!!

Saturday we're going to X&L's party - X's gonna be in Sweden for 6 months. Might have Synd on the Friday. Saturday morning we're gonna have doostyd, then we're gonna go to the shop to check out the ring!!!

Next week we move. The actual date isn't confirmed (I'm waiting for the owner guy to reply to my email with a date that we can get the keys and start moving). There are 11 days til we've OFFICIALLY moved in... but it's likely that we'll be able to move in before the actual month-end. Can't wait. Need to take a leave day to move everything.

I CAN'T WAIT to be OUT of the DUMP! Everything is so fucking moldy and my allergies are hell. The wash-machine has cockroaches IN IT... we're gonna have to open it up to kill/spray/something drastic to get rid of them. They're probably in the microwave and fridge too. HATE that fucking place with all its fucking problems! Today (as I type this) they're at the flat putting in built-in cupboards. No, they COULDN'T wait 10 days. Fuckers. So G's wasting an entire day there.

I will not clean the place. We're going to be out of there next week sometime, they can HAVE a dirty basin/unvacuumed floor/unwashed floor/unclean sink etc etc etc. Fuck them. Not MY problem if the 'new tenants' aren't happy. *I* don't give a shit. Not doing chores gives me more time to stitch! I was stitching yesterday afternoon right til about 10pm. Warpony looks gorgeous (as usual hehe).

WANNA STITCH!! WANNA MOVE!! WANNA GO GET THE RING!! etc etc etc...

EEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!

We have a LOT of planning to do before November next year - yes, we kinda decided on a date! :D And I've sorta got an idea for a colour theme :D

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

WTF?!?!?!??!

Today was D-DAY.. Doos-day. Fuckday basically... they came to put in the built-in cupboards... and made a fucking mess. The smell at the flat was so bad the inside of the CAR smelled all gluey from the fumes clinging to G's CLOTHES!

So anyway, they basically arrived at 10:00 and only LEFT at 18:30. Not 17:00... no, apparently they were to work til 18:00. They used the bedroom as a fucking woodworkshop, so there was sawdust EVERYwhere. And they didn't even put the furniture back where it originally was. So WE had to clean up. FOR THE NEW TENANTS. The NEW tenants don't get allergies from the fumes... or raw sinuses from the smell and dust, the NEW tenants don't have to be interrupted with INSTALLATIONS which IMPROVE this DUMP for THEM, the NEW tenants don't have to sit til 18:30 with WORKMEN in their BEDROOM, oh no, WE have to endure it. FUCK YOU PHI. I don't mind saying it over and over. FUCK YOU PHI.

Fuckers!

Oh but what's funny is that they drilled a hole right through the wall through the loo-roll holder brick!

*sigh* FUCK YOU PHI

*sigh*

Dude is high now I guess. Poor thing, I dunno how he survived such toxic fumes. Bastards.

What else is there to blog. Nothing I guess. I'm tired. I'm so tired. Powerlessness tires you out. Is there any payback? Will there be any payback for this SHIT? Bastards getting what is due to them? Mrs Um Green, fuck you, you old crone!