Monday, September 06, 2010

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MY RANT!!!!!

I know that it's mean and nasty and hateful and character-muddying to
actually rant and wish harm to people on blogs and whatever, but I
SERIOUSLY WISH THIS FUCKING RECEPTIONIST WOULD DIE!!!!!!!

Seriously what the fuck is with humming and singing at fucking WORK?!?!??!

This morning I nearly went across and hit her with my phone-book,
because she spent the ENTIRE 1.5hrs after work started YACKING ON THE
GODDAMN PHONE TO HER FRIENDS!! For absolute sweet FUCK SAKE you
moron, THIS IS WORK!!! Not PHONE A FRIEND!!

Now, she's humming, singing, chanting, moaning, like african people
do. Hymnal shit. Warbly hummy mumbly shit.

SHUT UP SHUT UP FOR FUCK SAKE!!! Sweet jesus please can I die now...
or at least fall into a coma until 17:00?!?!?

JESUS!! Nothing on my ipod/computer WITH EARPHONES IN MY EARS cuts
out the fucking sound!!!!!!!! Nothing IS LOUD ENOUGH!!!!!!

FUCKING 17 MORE DAYS OF THIS. Please.... please... coma... please... please...

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